Greetings, sub-humans. It's that time of the year again, when some of the readership would like to recognize those sporty individuals in our small universe of the internet for their accomplishments off the field . Even though the winners will be announced during the SHOTY competition closer to the end of the year, we'd like to hear your suggestions now. In the comments, of course. Please give us three nominees. Deadspin's crack Hall of Fame Committee will sift through your suggestions and determine which ones will be put up to a proper vote during SHOTY week. For reference, here are winners from previous years: 2006
• Carl Monday
• Kyle Orton
• Clinton Portis
• Run You Stupid Fucking Dinosaur, Run
• Renee Thomas And Angela Keathley
• Viking Sex Boat
• You're With Me, Leather 2007
• Ned 2008
• Buzz Bissinger
• Will Leitch
• Isiah Thomas
• Marques Slocum's Fuck Lion 2009
• Barbaro
• Charles Barkley 2010: • Sean Salisbury
• Jay Mariotti
• Kige Ramsey Type with fury and focus, please.
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Se é para o bem da Nação..
— Gabriel Barbosa (@gabigol)
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EFL Statement: Wigan Athletic
— EFL Communications (@EFL_Comms)
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